Christams

HA! I mispelt Christmas.

Now we can all be ass-hats.

by B-Drac October 3, 2003

Iron Christmas Tree

The raunchiest sexual position in existence. Some believe it to be a myth, like woman's rights.

Guy: What's that smell?

Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?

by Hollywood Sam March 31, 2009

Christmas

egg nog
stockings
tinsel
mistletoe
Christmas trees
lights
ornaments
manger scenes
angels
Santa Clause
reindeer
presents
snow
carolers
sleigh rides
jingle bells
Frosty the Snowman
crowds at the mall
maxxing out your credit card
store sales

What does all this secular, capitalist crap have to do with the birth of a religous leader in Bethlehem?

Christmas is just another one of those religous holidays who's spiritual meaning and icons have been replaced by the toy companies and retailers. It shows you the extreme sinfull nature of the human heart, to replace anything that has to do with God and spiritual matters.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2007

christmasturbation

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

by arbert December 24, 2008

nightmare before christmas

A good but extremely overrated movie about the Pumpkin King, Jack Skellington, trying to bring along a new holiday in Halloween Town - Christmas.

However, things go very wrong when Santa Claus gets kidnapped by Oogie Boogie, nearly ruining Christmas in both Halloween Town and the real world. Jack saves him in the end and Santa goes back to his world. Halloween Town... just simply stays Halloween Town.

Like I said, while the movie is good, people should stop calling it "the best movie ever", because yes - it IS very creative, but come on, you have to admit there were some pretty bad parts in it too (like the part before the end, where Jack saves Santa. It was just too.. lacking).

It's also generally loved by the goth/emo subculture.. maybe because of the whole Halloween thing.. and the overall gothic appearance? I dunno.. let them love it as they will.

Retard: omg Nightmare Before Christmas is the BEEESSSTT MOVIE EVERRRRRR!!

Non-retard: ... shut up.

by SomeBadJOKE January 17, 2007

Christmas

The day to celebrate the birth of Jesus. As of late, Christmas has been replaced with Santa Clause and advertisement. Christmas is a day of rejoicing for what God gave us! He gave us eternal life by the death of his Son Jesus, Oh but death could not hold him down in the grave, *starts getting real emotional* because God raised him from the dead! Yes thats right! Jesus conquered death and he is the Lord! Praise God for what he gave us on this Christmas day!! Praises and Glory be to God!! Amen!

Christmas is a good time to practice your spiritual gift of giving. And theres good reason too! The Bible says, from what I know, "Give and it will be given unto you".

Praise our Lord Jesus!!!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net November 30, 2003

sad christmas

a description of an event that should be happy, but ends up being miserable.

Guy1: That hot chick I went out with last night? She just wants to be friends.
Guy2: awww man, sad christmas.

by Bear January 12, 2005