Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

mammy chops

Something you'd say to a friend that's close, and someone who likes lamb chops I guess😂

Hey "Mammy chops", what's up?

by baby Wilkins November 9, 2015

thot chop

When sexual actions occur between the male and his partner while he has his penis climaxing in their throat in the midst of a horizontal throat chop.

“Duuude I totally thot chopped her last night and it was the best!”
“Hey don’t do that or I’ll thot chop you!”

by John Atkinson May 21, 2019

Wizards chop

To chop ones penis with a wooden wand, roll of wrapping paper or a stick

“Oh look he cannot walk”.... “he has had a wizards chop”

by Paula2019 February 16, 2020

Dirty chop

While receiving oral sex from your partner before reaching your climax of ejaculation you deliver a loving gentle horizontal chop to the back of neck

Last night I gave my lover a dirty chop

by Kristopher jones & skyler wilh March 14, 2020

bad chop

a jamaican term used by dunce thugs when corresponding with one and other

example: "yo bad chop, ya fawad a di party tonight?"

"yes boss!!!"

by Battyhead34 June 14, 2020

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018