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chinese taint trap

When two people apply wax to their taiant's with a wax strip in-between creating an unbreakable bond then run in opposing directions.
Sean and James tried the Chinese taint trap for Sean's 40th Birthday. Some memories are best forgotten, this one will definitely leave a mark!
by Thorberto March 4, 2022
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Chiesa

An Italian superb winger playing for Juventus. Federico Chiesa.
Chiesa is better than Messi.
by Juventus Forza Juve May 25, 2022
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Chinese Fightin Socks

Are the same thing as ped socks.Low cut running socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone. Gone are the days of sacrificing fashion for comfort. Peds® aims to make any shoe infinitely wearable.
This dude just got slick, out his mouth, so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks.
by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022
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Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
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Chinese Hot Air Balloon

When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon
Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!
by Chinese hot air balloon lover February 18, 2023
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Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.
Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.
by moldovanking February 21, 2023
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Cum chimes

I'm going to punch you in your cum chimes!
by Manster February 23, 2009
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