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"Are we gonna chong that spliff right here in front of the fuzz?!"
by Sophsky April 2, 2007
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ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."

2)
"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."

3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."

Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."
by heyybitchhh March 30, 2011
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Chongalong

Person: Nice chongalong!
by Derpedyderp_ October 28, 2015
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Chonger

A person of East Asian ethnicity, who lives in Western society ;but has no grasp of English. Often sell items on ebay; that say they are distributed from your country, but on arrival turn out to be from Hong Kong.
"That chonger bitch refused to refund my money on the broken item she sent, and says I can keep the broken piece of shit if I take $7 dollars as a refund , instead of the $27 I paid!"
"The instructions aren't in English, they only have instructions in chonger language."
"There aren't many dog owners in this area, I can tell because the place is packed with chongers."
by LaCuntra VanDyke August 7, 2018
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chonged

high, so high that you look asian.
Dave and billy smoked a zoot today, there SO chonged
by the word teller June 13, 2019
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yu-cheng

A dumb person to have as a friend. He wants to have many friends and show off, but in reality he has no friends. He has no brain at all
Person 1: OH NO! YU-CHENG IS COMING
Person 2: RUUUUUUUUUUUN
by Pillowsarecool November 21, 2019
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bum chong wang

Its meaans "your a spoilt dumbass" in chinese
Gerard: your a bum chong wang you know that
Lance: true true
by Arjun Nanda March 18, 2008
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