What’s it called

Nobody knows the essence of what it’s called and is a complete mystery to the whole nwtc community.

/.::/: gur gur we werr what’s it called

by Kolo Muani April 12, 2023

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

Fat Dick Boy Called Eric

The best geezer in the world (factually)

"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."

by fat dick boy called eric November 21, 2023

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

ACAB Cop Caller

ACAB Cop Caller

Some cuck that is all super anti-police, mainly all BLM and LGBT but can be anything anti police, after claiming they are anti police call the police on EVERYTHING cuz they are snitch ass pussies. Shout out to @realbayareamemes on ig

ACAB Cop Caller: FUCK THE POLICE! ABOLISH THE POLICE.
Person: Jaywalks*
ACAB Cop Caller: OMG OMG ITS A CRIME FUCK FUCK 911! 911!!! HE IS DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL NOTICE ME NOTICE ME!

by niggasandwiggasunite! June 5, 2024

Isabelle that gets called Bella

her name is isabelle but everyone calls her bella because she's so white like bella from twilight. she is a freak for the theatre kid with glasses. she looks as if the Lorax met hitler and became friends

Bella!! no my name is isabelle but i guess i'm just Isabelle that gets called bella

by ifindthissofunby April 17, 2025