cactus

To become erect, get a hard on

When me see de gal inna she short skirt, me go cactus
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)

by Ortiboy July 25, 2008

Canus

Holy shit balls cool

"That stunt was CANUS!!"

by DaPimp October 22, 2003

cactus

A hairy guy who shaves his chest (and possibly groin area as well), but it's never quite smooth.

My boyfriend is such a cactus, I feel like I'm rubbing up against sandpaper, I'd rather he just not shave at all!

by Cherry July 8, 2004

Cactus

Another term used to describe when someone gives you the finger. Can be used to replace the word "fuck."

"Hey don't give me the cactus, I'll give it right back. In fact, I'll give you two."

"Cactus me! This is ridiculous!"

by SloCal May 2, 2008

Cactus

The description of something very very ugly, disgusting or tasteless.

"Oh that chick is cactus"

by MaDMaN578 July 4, 2005

camcust

AKA Comcast

AKA Really Shitty Internet

AKA Waste of Money

AKA Horrible Service

AKA Peice of No Good Rotten Shit

AKA Stupid Lazy Ass Employees

AKA Sucks

Camcust runs at the speed of dial up at times... It blows my left nut two times in a row...

by Major Witteman July 31, 2008

carusso

When one partakes in purchasing every apparel type possible at an academic institution in leu of necessities like groceries and light bulbs

Chris: Hey man, you really pulled a carusso at that SCAVMA clothing sale.

Mike: I know...do you think I can borrow some body wash?

by Ashra December 11, 2007