The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

Josh Curse

When you do incredibly shit at COD that you were better off not playing

I'm having one of those Josh Curse days

by Sponge1432 January 14, 2024

cursing fit

When you get frustrated you also begin swearing a lot.

There was this one guy three cubes down from me and when he came to a problem he didn't know how to solve, he would start having a cursing fit, and he is so loud.

by The Real Driller November 12, 2021

Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.

Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.

by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015

curse cell cancellation

when you curse during sexual activity which suppresses you’re ejaculation

The curse cell cancellation is not what Adam and Eve did to be married.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.

Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

Cursed rip off life

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.

This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022