Ho#1: Jeff you are way too drunk, you've had 8 shots and 5 heinekens.
Jeff: Stop being a can counter!
Jeff: Stop being a can counter!
by Jeff Bollermann September 11, 2005
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Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
by mung69 November 10, 2011
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Definer :it has now become the home of cheaters, morons, people who cannot actually use real words (instead replacing them with poorly spelled words which are then converted into a string of ASCII characters and letters - see also 1337) and young male teenagers who call anything a "fag" (meaning homosexual) and as such is avoided by everyone who has even a single brain cell.
Player : D00D u R t3h fUcK t4rD!! OMG W00T!
Player : D00D u R t3h fUcK t4rD!! OMG W00T!
by P00f4c3 August 16, 2004
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i only played it so that i could prove my brothers wrong as they thought that girls couldnt play shooting games. except i totally sucked at it.
but i got addicted and wasnt even old enough to play it.
still gd though. love it. :)
i only played it so that i could prove my brothers wrong as they thought that girls couldnt play shooting games. except i totally sucked at it.
but i got addicted and wasnt even old enough to play it.
still gd though. love it. :)
brother:girls cant play counter srike.
sister:watch me
girl plays counter strike and sucks.
3 months later
brother: y arent u playing cs? u played it like everyday after school
sister: im not addicted anymore
brother: y not?
sister: im addicted to rs now
brother: omg that game is shit
sister: so are u
sister:watch me
girl plays counter strike and sucks.
3 months later
brother: y arent u playing cs? u played it like everyday after school
sister: im not addicted anymore
brother: y not?
sister: im addicted to rs now
brother: omg that game is shit
sister: so are u
by psycho-gurl May 17, 2006
Get the Counter Strike mug.A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.
"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008
Get the On The Kitchen Counter mug.Originally a multiplayer mod for the 1999 game Half Life, it exploded with the dedication of mod makers and "famous" hacking clans. Went from a semi-fun game and moderatly known to a huge topic of conversation game. These hackers claimed to be the shit because they could get (thats right, GET, these fags dont make their own shit) aimbots for a 6 year old game.
Soon after this became a game for any looser who couldnt spell 'computer'. Every skateboarding douche came to this game and claimed to be a PC Gamer because they clicked a mouse and killed someone one time.
In short, this is a game for posers. Used to be fun, but with the hackers and loosers, it just isnt worth playing.
Soon after this became a game for any looser who couldnt spell 'computer'. Every skateboarding douche came to this game and claimed to be a PC Gamer because they clicked a mouse and killed someone one time.
In short, this is a game for posers. Used to be fun, but with the hackers and loosers, it just isnt worth playing.
*Amid the sounds of skateboards* Hey, you guys wanna go play some Counterstrike? I will totally...how do you say...own? you? Is that right?
by CS H8r July 17, 2005
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It is often to find a clan server who consider themselfs great, who are beat by a new clan and then make up bullshit and fail to come up with evidence to prove that said clan was being abusive towards female gamers.
Often clans will have an inferiority complex and ban anyone who dare to call anyone a poof for camping and wasting everybodies time, when face with better oponents they will make up tales of abuse to get them banned and secure there league position.
It is often to find a clan server who consider themselfs great, who are beat by a new clan and then make up bullshit and fail to come up with evidence to prove that said clan was being abusive towards female gamers.
Often clans will have an inferiority complex and ban anyone who dare to call anyone a poof for camping and wasting everybodies time, when face with better oponents they will make up tales of abuse to get them banned and secure there league position.
-=npa=- : they where saying they where gonna rape us..
Better clan : its a widly accepted gaming term (seeraped)
-=npa=- ok we'll show you the logs that say they where being abusive
Better clan : ok then
-=npa=- *sees the logs prove otherwise, says he hasnt got time and wants the better clan benned anyways*
Better clan : stupid fucking children, got beat did you?
Better clan : its a widly accepted gaming term (seeraped)
-=npa=- ok we'll show you the logs that say they where being abusive
Better clan : ok then
-=npa=- *sees the logs prove otherwise, says he hasnt got time and wants the better clan benned anyways*
Better clan : stupid fucking children, got beat did you?
by PooP May 5, 2004
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