Colorado

The one state in the United States where weed is legal. If you want to get some weed and camp out then Colorado is the place to be.

Guy 1: Yo man, do you know a state that contains some good weed shops.
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should go to Colorado to get some weed.
Guy 1: Oh yeah! Pack your things!

by AdomC July 9, 2015

chlorophile

A person with a keen interest in plants and botany.

A person who devotes a great deal of time studying and/or growing plants.

Incurable chlorophile that he was, he was never happier than when surrounded by the herbs, the shrubs, and the trees of the forest.

by Autumn Mandrake December 29, 2010

Chlorine Tip

What a male gets after swimming in a pool for a prolonged amount of time while his bathing suit rubs against the tip of his penis. Irritation is caused by the chlorine and constant rubbing of the opening on a dick. Usually occurs with new or larger sized swimsuits.

Ach, I got chlorine tip after suing this new swim suit that seems a little big for me still.

Ah fack this chlorine tip burns, I gotta buy a smaller swim suit.

by F!ZiKs March 22, 2009

calories

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories

by 5sostheemos May 3, 2013

colorguard

An amazing sport where Girls and sometimes Guys spin flags, rifles, and sabres. They ARE NOT all fat. They ARE NOT rejects of the dance team or cheeleading squads. When they play instruments during non-marching band season they are kick ass. colorguard is amazing. Band knows not to say something they are gonna regret if a guard girl finds out. They make the band look good

percussionist: why do we even have a Colorguard? gay
*colorguard walks onto field, everyone cheers*

band director: thats why

by guardgirl2013 September 16, 2009

Colorado Mesa University

Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.

"Hey man, where do you go to college?"

"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"

"Do you do meth?"

"only once....."

by thorthewarriorking September 21, 2011

colorado

You know you're from Colorado when
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You have gone to school with a foot of snow on the ground and gotten out of classes and gone tanning… all in the same day!

You drink Celestial Seasonings and know it originated in Colorado!

Thunder has set off your car alarm.

You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed…unless you’re in Boulder where they have those camera things :S

You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all our house-guests to do it.

You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.

You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.

ok, so i stole it from the facbook group "bitch please...I"m from colorado." but they explained better than i could or better than all these other ppl.....

by ska_nder October 1, 2007