Dry Bones

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

by DaveyLarr May 29, 2011

Drop Your Bones

(verb) To die or, more specifically, to be killed.

"Your" can be substituted with any pronoun, depending on the context. See examples below.

An Army Officer addressing his men before battle: Men, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. Jerry has got at least a dozen machineguns up on that hill. But the word's come down from the top brass; we're to take that position at all costs. Be careful, watch each other's backs, and don't drop your bones.

A Cuckold to his friend upon seeing the man who fucked his wife: I'm gonna go drop his bones.

The Cuckold's friend in response to the Cuckold's threats: Don't start anything man. I'm not trying to drop my bones.

by BoneDropper April 16, 2014

Chill the bones

Relax. Don't get so worked up. Chill out.

Hey man, chill the bones!

by Meester May 10, 2015

Bully Bones

someone with an amazin rap talent and skills

he sure got some Bully Bones in him

by B.Bones July 3, 2006

barry bonds

Best baseball player ever. unfairly labeled as the poster boy for steroid use in baseball when steroids have been being used way before hes being accused of using them. has not tested positive for steroid use. He was already the best player in baseball before he supposedly started taking them in 1998. not decades ago like some other idiot posted. is accused of taking steroids from 1998-2002, steroids became illegal in baseball in 2003. Seems to be the only case of guilty until proven innocent in America when people have tested positive for steroid use but they never get the kind of media coverage Bonds gets. Also the federal government is investigating a game...when we have troops dying in Iraq. Nice deversion for George Bush. Also if hes such a cheater what about all the steroid using pitchers he homered off of, what about all the steroid using players he played verse. Bonds is the best baseball player in history and this indictment will fall through and then Bud Selig wont have anything else to do in his pathetic life.

Barry Bonds is the best baseball player ever

by Barry Bonds Is The Greatest January 20, 2008

Bogus

An insult that can mean "Wrong" or "Fake"

That girl did me Bogus.

by Assassin1710 May 14, 2008

Bonesaw

The act of inserting ones arm into anothers vagina. Unlike fisting the hand is kept open. The person initiating the bonesaw then thrusts their arm back in forth in a sawing motion. While this is all going on the bonesawer is screaming "BONEEEESAWWWW" as loud as they can. This usually results into the one receiving the bonesaw walking very awkward and in a post-sexual manner. Those who are doing the act of bonesaw or being bonesawed are usually called out in school hallways, assemblies, or public places from those yelling "BONEEESAWWW" very loudly and obnoxiously while bonesawing their own arm up in the arm for all to see.

Guy 1-"I bonesawed the shit out of Peggy last night. I think I tore her to shreds with my arm."

Guy 2-"I'm gonna tell everyone to throw up bonesaw at her and you at school tomorrow"

by cburg17 October 26, 2010