get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

lightning before the thunder

Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.

by MASTERoftheWisdom April 18, 2018

bofrigintastick

an evil sex maniac with an ego larger than mount everest whos name is daryn alderson and also likes to fuck sheep in his spare time and also likes to clean the room up of smeg after 24 hour sex

god that dudes bofrigintastick

by Garfinky March 20, 2004

befores

a food item that is taken before the main course of a meal.

He is an eccentric guy; he takes beer as befores so that he can whet his appetite.

by uttam maharjan October 24, 2010

before

A mathematical term for addition. (slang)

2 + 2 before

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

looks both ways before crossing the street

Someone who is bisexual

She looks both ways before crossing the street.

by ybalagian August 30, 2009

look before you leap

When taking a dump, ensuring that there is sufficient toilet paper available before commencing the evacuation.

Dave didn't look before you leap, causing some embarassment.

by Baz3 January 31, 2008