Blood Whale

A mythical sword only belonging to the most amazing.
All hail! Septima! Queen of the Septic tanks! Wielder of Blood Whale!!
by everstar January 21, 2009
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Nelson's Blood

1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us harm anyhow.
by L@mi@ February 06, 2021
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water blood

A term or idea invented by the infamous Kaleb Chesher, who also once cut his tongue because he licked a steak-knife.
"If you got stabbed and fell in the water, the water would replace your blood. Then you'd have water blood." -Kaleb Chesher.
by "chalit" February 05, 2019
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blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood
Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long
by Luck Erector November 19, 2013
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blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.
I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?
by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 16, 2023
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cheese blood

When you eat so much cheese it replaces your blood.
Guy 1: I Bleed cheese.

Guy 2: You Have Cheese blood.

Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK
by mycheeseisbleeding122 March 17, 2021
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