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blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.
I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?
by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023
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Blood Bumping

When two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough bumping fashion to combine their blood together to become "moon sisters". The sexual woman form of becoming blood brothers. Receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. Constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood bumping.
"Yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood bumping or some shit because they think they bff's. Lesbians.... its wack."

"Me and Susie are so synched we might as well be blood bumping."

"I've been blood bumping for so long we're perma mooners; Susie and I can tell each other anything."

"Can I get HIV from blood bumping?"
"Yes."
by Pooma Moomas January 11, 2014
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blood donor

When a man smashes a girl on the rag, then follows up by smashing another girl without washing properly
Ben smashed that Becky girl during her period, then went to Heathers house and gave her the D without a shower, he is such a blood donor.
by The Donor December 20, 2016
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Blood nuggets

When you're having sex with a girl on her period and you get black/brown clumps of blood on your dick and in your pubes.
My girl gets so horny on her period but the blood nuggets are becoming a safety hazard
by Mattricide June 12, 2019
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Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.
: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!
by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016
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blood bestie

your family who have been there no matter the time even when your down she finds a way to pick you up
i love my cousin she is my blood bestie 🩵
by TinkkkkkkkkkkkN June 8, 2023
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saved by the blood

an expression based on saved by the bell, saved by the blood is used when someone gets hurt, and while it doesnt seem too bad, when it starts bleeding people take it worse and let you get off easier for being hurt, However, saved by the blood does not always work, for example in a street fight you will not be saved by the blood.
Drew: why isnt will playing?

Jose: he got a real bad cut on his leg he's bleeding alot.

Drew: pussy was saved by the blood.
by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh June 25, 2009
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