status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.
Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.
by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 08, 2009
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Posters Block

Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"
Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey
by NickyLags July 20, 2010
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fail blocking

Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.
Tim gets a lot of failtrolls on his Facebook page, he does a lot of fail blocking.
by Alveron April 14, 2011
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own block

When you cross the last street coming home and it becomes impossible for cars to bother you anymore.
No more red lights.
Own block. Finally, nothing between me and my bed but door..
by jj777 November 04, 2006
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Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.
"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.
by RKOver24 October 24, 2011
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barack-blocking

"Dude, I hear that Obama wants to legalize weed, but the Republicans are barack-blocking him."
by misterjones58 April 08, 2013
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Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.
Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.
by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021
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