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biock

a big cock. can be used as an adjective or noun.
he has a biock.

he's a biock.
by bluenabi August 4, 2004
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biosphere

1. A local Chatline used for teens to pretend they are not teens and for the older man to hook up with them
2. a chatline to chat with people when you cant sleep
Dude, Lets go on the biosphere tonight, I heard this hot chick last night on, and hopefully shes from the 909
by Eydie December 26, 2006
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biotch

by dionysis April 27, 2005
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biologically programmed as a woman

Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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biofuelneral

N: A unique type of cremation, nominally for one who has a burning desire to help the planet and lower our dependence on petrochemicals.
In his will, Mr. Gore stipulated that he should not be buried, but rather expressed his desire to have a biofuelneral.
by Tuiliq January 15, 2009
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Bioacoustic Therapy

is a technique in alternative medicine that involves the analysis of sound waves produced during vocalization combined with presentation of low frequency analog sound to promote healing. The word "acoustic" is derived from the ancient Greek word ακουστός, meaning able to be heard (Woodhouse, 1910, 392). The science of acoustics studies the production, control, transmission, reception, and effects of sound wave vibrations. Bioacoustics investigates both biology and acoustics, specifically as these relate to animals, including humans, with emphasis on evolution. As a science, bioacoustics is concerned with the production of sound and its effects on living systems. In animals, the most effective type of communication for most species is sound.
Sound Healing with Bioacoustic Therapy is going beyond words for sound health-Sharry Edwards
by Tomatis February 16, 2010
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Biotch

by MacFuckinDaddy/PimpAssFucker October 23, 2016
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