VERB- Italian bath: the act of spraying oneself with cologne instead of actually taking a bath or showering, because you have foul body odor.
Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.
When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.
guidos are famous for taking italian baths.
Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.
When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.
guidos are famous for taking italian baths.
Bro: "bro there's no way you're gonna have time to take a shower before we hit the clubs"
guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"
guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"
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On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
Symptoms may include:
Pumpkin Raping.
Eating Penises.
Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.
On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
"Hey, what would be a great way to eradicate life on earth as we know it?"
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oh man did get an Indiana Mud Bath?
yep sure did stank-ass poo everywhere, his shirt, jeans and shoes were destroyed.
oh man did get an Indiana Mud Bath?
yep sure did stank-ass poo everywhere, his shirt, jeans and shoes were destroyed.
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