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Stamped bat

How a lady's gash might look if it was bloody in the middle and hairy on the edges. Imagine stamping on a bat or the batman sign with red in the middle.
Tilda: How's the blob this month?
Beryl: Dunno love, not been down there for weeks, probably looks like a stamped bat by now.
by dabiscuit September 26, 2011
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Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.
Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
by Covid Commander April 18, 2020
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ice bat

those new ice bats are really pricy.
by willem raymund freidfisch December 10, 2009
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Space bats

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.
“Yo space bats are crazy!”
I know right. Like how do they breathe?”
by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018
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Bat Walk

A walk that is usually done in a woddle type fashion in an attempt to unstick the 'bat wing'.
Bad batwing...time for the bat walk!
by Iron Clan May 6, 2005
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as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.
"you're as blind as a bat"
by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016
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Eating a bat

Ruining, destroying and fucking up everything.
A: I’m gonna blindly invest in stocks
B: Man, you are eating a bat
by MrDrProfessorUsername March 28, 2020
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