An act done during fornication in attempts to engage in anal sex in which the male knowingly slips his penis out of the woman's vagina and reinserts it into her anus and claims the action was done by mistake to avoid consequences if his attempt is unwelcome.
1. Dude I went for anal sex last night and I got it for about 2 seconds until she freaked out. She would have been more pissed about my attempt but I pulled the Southern Bandit.
2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Southern Bandit.
2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Southern Bandit.
by Johnny 55 January 29, 2011
by Sonny,Sarah,CarlosGAY August 05, 2010
by Aunty Peaches March 07, 2007
A mysterious character that goes into ones house, unknowingly, and shits up ones toilet without flushing. This is best done when the occupant of the house is out of town or expecting guests.
by ReTodd January 12, 2006
by James Taylor November 06, 2003
Someone who writes mean remarks in multiple peoples' honesty boxes on face book. often these assumptions are false, and the remarks are ignored. The writer is also always obvious, and is there for hated because of these little rude remarks.
Honesty box bandit's work:
Honesty Box one: I hate you go die
Honesty box two: You have no friends
Honesty box three: no one likes you
etc...
(all written within a few seconds of each other)
Honesty Box one: I hate you go die
Honesty box two: You have no friends
Honesty box three: no one likes you
etc...
(all written within a few seconds of each other)
by Kaybay December 08, 2007
A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.
Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"
by Eric Russell1 April 10, 2007