Badgers

snakes eat 'em and they eat mushrooms

*yummy* I eat those...

by Dark Phoenix November 13, 2003

Badgers Ball Bag

The horrid looking sack of elbow skin situated on a male badgers crotch, that houses its testicals.
Also a brilliant way to describe a fugly person

See that lass over their? She's got a face like a badgers ball bag.

by Phillip Coyne January 13, 2009

badge drama

The drama that occurs when you are trying to gain access to a secure area, your hands are full and can't find your badge

Man, you should have seen all the badge drama, when they instituted that no tailgating rule

by Dr_Jim April 23, 2009

Badge Nazi

A person who checks for a badge or other proof of allowance into an area, makeing sure not to let them pass, no matter the circumstances, until they see the above proof.

Usaly youll find these people at anime conventions, or similer, bored out of their mind

Person A: Badge?
person B: ~flips part of shirt up to show badge to Badge Nazi~
Person A: ok you can go through

by Landel December 9, 2010

spack badge

a disabled persons parking permit:most usually a retard of some sort. allows the spack to park wherever the fuck they want. shud be made illegal.

i got thrown out of that spot cos this retard was flashin his spack badge!!!

by spack January 6, 2004

red badge

Following vaginal sex with a girl on her period, the man cock-slaps his victim with full force, leaving a spattering of blood.

Lee: "Oh man, you should have seen that dirty bitch last night. Gave her a red badge when I was finished."

by Thanatoslives January 13, 2011

spaz badge

A disabled parking badge giving disabled drivers or their carers the god given right to park where the hell they bloody well like. Can also be used to ponce free admittance into popular theme parks.......

make sure the spaz badge is out, the bus will have to stop somewhere else

by paolo depanda July 11, 2011