bring it back on a stick

when you go to poop, you bring some back on a stick so the company man knows you arent out goofing off.

"make sure you bring it back on a stick"

by drilling rig September 4, 2009

Cut the Bacon

To unleash a random explosion of projectile diarrhea in your pants.

Anyone can cut the cheese in the company of females, but it takes a special kind of individual to cut the bacon.

by ronathanasaurus July 7, 2010

Burning my bacon

Turning a person on, serious attraction flowing in waves of desire.

That chick over there is burning my bacon! I gotta make her mine.

by NatCupcake December 30, 2011

bacon hair

A female noob, a.k.a. n00b who wears hair that looks like bacon on habbo hotel (habbo). Many HC (Habbo Club) members make fun of these bacon hairs or bacon n00bs.

Habbo Hotel Chat Room Conversation
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Bacon Hair: oMG phr33 f00rni pl0x!11!11eleven!ong!one!111
Habbo Club: Um, no.
Bacon Hair: OmfG y00 r s00 meen1!!! i rep0ting you111
Habbo Club: Go ahead. -kicks out of chatroom-
Bacon Hair: -rejoins chat room- 0nG!!! y00 are s00 m333n m33 g3ttting my v1rtual 0nline ch4t b0yfri3nd to b33t you up!

by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009

bacon

Life. nuff said. goes perfect with mountain dew, or grape soda.

fk examples. bacon.

by DBigPoppaW July 1, 2011

I smell bacon...

a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.

"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"

*fist bump*

by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010

Canadian Bacon

Sex with a Canadian girl.

You get that canadian bacon?
Yeah boy, we did it last night

by J. Polinsky October 19, 2010