brooklyn ass pounder 

A college legend who is said to anally fuck aka "ass pound" whores when hes belligerently drunk. Afterwards, he "tags" the girl writing "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on their body with a sharpie marker. To anyone's knowledge he has no affiliation with Brooklyn.

Slut: "I think I had sex last night. My ass hurts and theres some scribble that says "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on my back"
Me: "Bitch you just got Brooklyn Ass Pounded!"

brooklyn ass pounder by RutgersBro1991 May 9, 2011

Brooklyn 

Really high from smoking weed.

Last night, we had some killer bud and got really Brooklyn.

Brooklyn by marley74 July 7, 2010

brooklyn burrito

taking a dump in the cleavage of a woman then preceding to titty-bang her then having her blow you right before climax

This girl that I took out the other night really loves a hot, steamy brooklyn burrito.

brooklyn burrito by jewp00p November 20, 2006

Brooklyn 

Annoying city on western Long Island where white kids living in suburban neighborhoods live their day-to-day lives under the strange delusion that they are residents of New York City. They typically brag about their place of residence, believing it to be the only "real" place on the planet (as though other cities somehow are less existent.) They groan and moan that letting Kings County be annexed by NYC was the "Great Mistake", yet they desperately try to be Manhattan and go to embarrasing ends (wearing pants that look like garbage bags) to accomplish that futile task.

Face it, Brooklyn wiggers: Harlem was a "ghetto" long before Flatbush!

It's "Brooklyn NY" NOT "New York NY"
"718" NOT "212"
"Kings County" NOT "New York County"
"112--" NOT "100--"

Brooklyn by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Brooklan

A total white girl, loves starbucks and loves Greys Anatomy even more! Can be a total fugly whor# and loves to die in toilets and says "oh'nilly" a lot and has beautifully crusty golden locks.

Don: Who's that girl that likes the toilets

Kameron: Oh that's BROOKLAN !

Brooklan by SWEETPATATOES January 11, 2017

Brooklyn Beckham 

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

Brooklyn Beckham by OD Smith March 31, 2005

brooklyn bomber 

taking a huge dump on someones forehead and giving her a elbow drop and splattering it everywhere

Hackenberg gave andy p a brooklyn bomber on monday

brooklyn bomber by Ronnie Berg May 13, 2005