A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
by Gerald Woods December 06, 2011
To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.
by DecayingReverie July 08, 2015
When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.
by emu fagget January 20, 2014
A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.
I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
by BlackboyT December 07, 2010
by RottingDeathHead June 14, 2015
by HieronymousBotch November 20, 2015
When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.
by Ingyham August 06, 2008