beef portal

see gloryhole

I regretted using the beef portal at that truck stop, but at least I didn't have to use the crusty sock again.

by Kathy Griffin's balls April 18, 2016

Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.

That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021

beef knot

A massive extruding chunk of leathery labia almost penis like vaginal material

Cunt I pulled this bitches pants off for a chew and seen the biggest beef knot ever I didn't know whether to deepthroat it or lick it .

by Coita June 24, 2016

Beef Teriyaki

The act of eating a person out until they poop in your face, smearing the poop as you eat them out.

Man, my mouth tastes shitty after having some of Susie's Beef Teriyaki

by Towlie47 May 26, 2015

beef stro

When a trashy girl dies her hair and it turns out the nasty color of beef stroganoff.

Keefer: Hey LG, that girl's hair is raunchy.

LG: Yeah dude, it looks like my dinner last night.

Keefer: Yeah, just like beef stro!

by KeeferLG November 27, 2007

Beef squad

The squad that doesn't fight but always has a lot of beef

The beef squad looking fresh

by JG VO PF AO March 20, 2017