Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Beef Teriyaki

The act of eating a person out until they poop in your face, smearing the poop as you eat them out.

Man, my mouth tastes shitty after having some of Susie's Beef Teriyaki

by Towlie47 May 26, 2015

Beef Master

One who is beefy as hell beefy being fat.

Dam dat man is a real beef master

by A Beef Master April 30, 2022

hold the beef

in reference to vegetarians who go to taco bell and say hold the beef sub beans.
phrase used to reference something that needs to be put off or shouldn’t be done

rihanna needs to hold the beef with fenty beauty and drop another album it’s been 5 years ma’am

by butchthebutcher1 April 22, 2021

beef turk

a penis

josie 'i really want to play with his beef turk'

by U.Jay.U. April 29, 2009

Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude April 10, 2011

cut the beef

Euphemism for queefing.

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.

by mistrthou April 2, 2015