Stamped bat

How a lady's gash might look if it was bloody in the middle and hairy on the edges. Imagine stamping on a bat or the batman sign with red in the middle.

Tilda: How's the blob this month?
Beryl: Dunno love, not been down there for weeks, probably looks like a stamped bat by now.

by dabiscuit September 26, 2011

Bat Walk

A walk that is usually done in a woddle type fashion in an attempt to unstick the 'bat wing'.

Bad batwing...time for the bat walk!

by Iron Clan May 6, 2005

Backwards Bat

The act of masturbating while squatting but reaching for and massaging the penis from behind yourself. Hence Backwards Batting. Warning only experts should ever attempt this masturbation technique

Hey bro just got back from Smashing Rock just rubbed one out. Backwards Batting sure is fun.

by PoonSlayer1 August 27, 2021

Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.

Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.

by Covid Commander April 18, 2020

ice bat

a hockey stick

those new ice bats are really pricy.

by willem raymund freidfisch December 10, 2009

Eating a bat

Ruining, destroying and fucking up everything.

A: I’m gonna blindly invest in stocks
B: Man, you are eating a bat

by MrDrProfessorUsername March 28, 2020

Space bats

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”

by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018