Similar to awkward turtle, for situations when hair is protruding from clothing embarrassingly and offender doesn't seem to notice/realize. Put hand under top and poke hand out of neck hole, wiggle fingers.
by voldermort-y July 18, 2010
Get the awkward chest hairmug. the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two
by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009
Get the awkward double takemug. An event that occurs when one is walking towards someone and both try to get out of each other's way. Instead they end up choosing the same path.
by kcalcbob March 26, 2010
Get the The Awkward-Walking Dancemug. similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs
by Craiggy February 24, 2008
Get the awkward ninja turtlemug. You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.
by Fun1k November 28, 2011
Get the Awkward Moments Coffeemug. A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.
by Hinnnd January 19, 2009
Get the awkward pee dancemug. The electronic counterpart of the awkward silence. Commonly spotted in chatrooms. First mentioned at 2010-05-04 by mistral at VirtualTeen Forums chatroom.
Guy 1: Hahahaha, cool joke.
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*
by pseudomoney April 6, 2010
Get the Awkward e-Silencemug.