In the vein of "awkward animals" one creates with one's hands during an awkward lull in the conversation- the awkward vulva is performed by making both hands into a mouth-like shape, with the thumbs forming the bottom jaw and the fingers overlapped forming the upper jaw, so to speak. then open and close the "mouth." True, the Awkward Vulva is oriented horizontally, unlike a true vulva, but it is, after all, an AWKWARD vulva. it is accompanied by the chant "Awkward Vulva!" *clap clap, clap-clap-clap* (to the tune of "its all over")
Guy #1: Man, that sandwich was delicious!
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
...
Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
...
Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
by ladelfull_of_soup October 19, 2010
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This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.
Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
by Obsydion October 7, 2009
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FRIEND: No, that's really ugly. The designer has no talent.
GIRL: I made it for my mother.
FRIEND: Oh.................I know. I was just joking.
GIRL: Nice try, but that was still an awkward moment.
FRIEND: No, that's really ugly. The designer has no talent.
GIRL: I made it for my mother.
FRIEND: Oh.................I know. I was just joking.
GIRL: Nice try, but that was still an awkward moment.
by monica5895 October 27, 2011
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In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
by FranFine February 29, 2008
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Ping pong enthusiast #2: Yea, it sure is awkwierd :/
Ping pong enthusiast #2: Yea, it sure is awkwierd :/
by JoeManX July 14, 2009
Get the Awkwierd mug.An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.
misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
by tulipgirl January 24, 2011
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