cum attack

When you see a girl that is so ridiculously hot that your heart stops and you jizz violently in your pants.

*Brooklyn Decker walks by*
Guy: " O jesus i just had a cum attack i need to get out of here"

by Beekay2124 March 15, 2011

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blue sack attack

when you wack your sack against the wall of a vagina until it turns blue.

Dude why are you limping?

i gave my girlfriend one mean blue sack attack, and i still havent recovered.

by herbizzle December 29, 2007

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D MAC ATTACK

Popular slang in Australia for a closet homo who trys to get it on with a straight guy after he has had a few drinks. A guy who starts busting out gay moves and queer comments when he's on the drink.

That dirty homo he was really blind and tried to d mac attack me. Everytime that guy has a few drinks he tries to pull some d mac moves on me. I would try to avoid that guy i think he is in the closet he always trys to pull the guinea on me when hes pissed.

by danielkhennessy May 13, 2010

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Point Barrow Pinquin Attack

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach over to glass of ice water, pull out a piece of ice, and slide it into her ass.

by KC November 7, 2003

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peanut butter heart attack

That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.

"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"

"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."

by optimus primed May 3, 2012

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cardiac attack

A two-fisted punch to the chest accompanied by saying "SHA-POW" used to cause the victim's heart to cease beating, thusly killing them.

SuperJerk used his cardiac attack to take out the armed assailant.

by Diomedes December 15, 2008

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Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.

Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

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