billie joe armstrong

a) amazing lead singer of green day, a band which is fuckin' a

billie joe is one hot sex mobile. almost as sexy as tre.

by tre's loverrrrr November 23, 2004

andrew armstrong

1. midget goof
2. should join the crips
3. needs a life
4. can't fight
5. needs anger manegment
6. joe dirt mullets (optional)
7. would comment "i did a guy"
8. mind span of a 3yr old
9. smashed in the face by a basket ball (sickest thing ever)
10. broke hand on filing cabnet

dumped chatalina just to ask her out again for her to apparently she said yes to andrew armstrong

by wirdo kid April 17, 2010

t-rex arms

when a bill is plonked on the table and one of your friends can't reach his/her pockets to pick up the money out.

At the moment of the bill Jean did the t-rex arms

by P3laton3 July 4, 2015

Lance Armstrong

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

by chiquita banana 7787 February 17, 2006

thunder arms

noun: Big fatty arms on a relatively skinny girl. See Hilary Duff.

"Man, Hillary Duff would be hot, save for those thunder arms," - Weirdo

"Fuck no, she's nasty." - Normal person

by Geoff L. January 3, 2006

Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 27, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Arms

When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and the same person never offers to buy a round, hence they have the short arms of a Tyrannosaurus and cannot reach their wallet.

-Wow I spent a lot of money last night.

-Yeah we paid for Joe all night. He couldn’t reach his wallet because of his tiny tyrannosaurus arms.

by kale1040 December 5, 2011