Apple juice roulette

An obscure party game played by pranksters, frat guys, and close friends alike. The game is played with multiple glasses of apple juice, how many is up to the player. One glass is filled with piss. The players each tale a glass and drink until someone drinks the piss. Some people like to turn this into a prank and fill all of the glasses with piss.

Dan is such a dick sometimes. We decided to play apple juice roulette and he filled all the glasses with piss!

by Sassmaster Sparky P August 13, 2013

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Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.

My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.

by The British Are Coming August 30, 2013

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Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

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Appled Out

When your iPhone randomly restarts, and you get the black screen with the Apple logo

Guy: Ugh, my iPhone just appled out, and now I have to wait for it to restart. Worst day ever.

by palindrome388 January 22, 2014

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apple family

a family which only uses Mac computers

son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"

dad " sorry son we are an apple family"

by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014

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Apple chimi

An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.

"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."

"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."

"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."

by Fight club fam August 7, 2016

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