A beautiful (even though she doesn't think so), funny, sweet, sarcastic, and amazing girl. If you have an Alana in your life, keep her. And if she leaves you, get her back. You need an Alana in your life.
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Get the Alannah mug.Straight up gangsta. A name that is given to rulers and kings by their slaves. Legends say that the first Alan Myers actually defeated Gangas Kahn and Conan the Barbarian. Although men given the name of Alan Myers are hard and violent men, it is also said that they are the best lovers, taking women to places they have never been.
After the town was captured, the men, women, and children that the beast spared, called said beast Alan Myers.
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Get the White Alan mug.The species known as Alan is a homosexual species that is also homophobic at the same time. If you encounter one of these creatures, steer clear from it, it will only insult you and make your mental health go down
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