Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

aaron cattoir

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc

"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"

by zoeofleon April 8, 2009

aaron osteraasing

consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.

when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.

"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"

by jmsuperfly November 24, 2009

acronymization

Creating of acronyms.

I do the acronymization.

by Master of plants March 7, 2010

Acronymwit

1. People who get irate when others they message with cannot decipher their short form.

2. To refer to those who send text messages beyond the common acronyms eg (LOL, ROLFMAO)

>Why can't you spell out your words? It's hard to understand you.

>> FU. KMA

> LOL.

>>WTF UR 1 2 TLK.

> but you're an Acronymwit.

by palmwine416 June 29, 2010

aaron vicknair

A vicious combination of being homosexual and Jewish at the same time

He just pulled an Aaron Vicknair just to get a quarter.

by Machavelli September 7, 2016

aaron clare

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.

We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.

by Conrad Karl September 5, 2016