assassassin

A homosexual male who inserts his fingers, penis, or other objects into the anus of another male for sexual pleasure.

Paul is an assassassin because he has anal sex with joe.
Paul is an assassassin because he is a homosexual.

by B. Alexanders October 8, 2005

Assassin

Figuratively speaking, a person (usually woman) who "kills" other people with their looks, words or actions. Also known as a player or maneater, people nicknamed Assassin feel as if they are superior to the people around them and look for unsuspecting people for sexual, financial or social gain.

"See that girl over there? People call her Assassin...one look and you're dead."

by assassinakanat September 20, 2006

greasy assed italian mofo

a dirty greasy fat italian man with bad hygeine.

why are italian men short
why are italian men rude
why are italian men scummy lol

by Grease mo February 26, 2005

Assessment Tasks

1) Pointless tasks that teachers of the EHBTH School give their students in the hope that their teaching skills (or lack thereof) are avoided from being pointed out.
2) A teacher cover-up word, which really means Ass Task. Techers of the above mentioned school have regular meetings concerning Ass tasks, the most common teacher present being Mr Sprod (see Sprod) and Ms Dabaja (See Dabaja).

I'd go to the super about these tasks, but I have too many to do!

Recess has been extened due to an English Faculty Assessment Task meetings

by Robert Manganaro March 20, 2004

assed-up

Excited to the point of distraction.

Heather got so assed-up in the meeting that she broke a nail.

by Thuggery September 20, 2005

assassin

the perfect time passer

Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic John to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her, but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the John with a lead pipe while yelling, "sic semper tyrannis!" Fuck the whore, steal the John's wallet and car and make a dashing escape.

by Marcus Hall January 15, 2004

assed

When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!

by you July 22, 2004