The Wank That Stank

A book about Adam
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
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Stank stick

A person who goes around stirring up trouble and discord for no apparent reason, even when it is actively working against their own self interests; a relentless gossip determined to spread their own rumours, lies, speculations, and anything else they can get their hands on just to upset and agitate others; a one-person propaganda machine with no overarching aims or intentions beyond immediately creating drama and confusion.
Lee told Mary that he heard her ex-boyfriend just got divorced and figures that her ex-boyfriend really wants Mary back, and that’s why he told a few friends and specifically said not to tell Mary; now Mary is stalking her ex on social media because she’s obsessed with getting him back. Lee is a pathetic stank stick, because he did it all just to see Mary get upset and cause trouble for herself and others.
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Stank stick

A person who goes around stirring up trouble and discord for no apparent reason, even when it is actively working against their own self interests; a relentless gossip determined to spread their own rumours, lies, speculations, and anything else they can get their hands on just to upset and agitate others; a one-person propaganda machine with no overarching aims or intentions beyond immediately creating drama and confusion.
Lee told Mary that he heard her ex-boyfriend just got divorced and figures that her ex-boyfriend really wants Mary back, and that’s why he told a few friends and specifically said not to tell Mary; now Mary is stalking her ex on social media because she’s obsessed with getting him back. Lee is a pathetic stank stick, because he did it all just to see Mary get upset and cause trouble for herself and others.
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stank ranking

The peer-reviewed, scaled measure of olfactory offensiveness of the exhaust from one ol' fart factory.
Microsoft famously used stank ranking when Steve Ballmer was CEO.
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stank trail

When you fart in a room and it follows you into a room with unsuspecting guests that notice the smell.
Nicole came back to the table with a strong stank trail.
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coochie stank caca

weird stuff growing on rocks that look like worm roots
person 1: whats this on the rock
person 2: let me see, oh its coochie stank caca
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stank weasel

1. a weasel of great stench

2. a slimy bastard
hey bro that weasel is of great stench. yea i know. see yah

Dany you stank weasel
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