A stanky roommate, often remaining in his room and hogging the internet, seldom leaving. Occasionally makes journeys out to the kitchen to be stanky and make the house stink and make unhealthy food, and then not wash his dishes. Surprisingly, will take 30 minute showers, but still the stank remains. Likes to go to sobeys.
"Hey, sorry man I can't, i have to drive my stanky roommate to sobeys."
"I was late because the stank took a long shower"