Alyssa Mege

A slut who has been with many guys who just want her for sex

Oh is Alyssa Mege that slut in the minisink valley

by Minisink Truths November 19, 2019

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Alyssa Kopacz

A bitch ass who is suppa hottt. All the boys love her.. until they get to know her ;) bitch ass hates eggs and pickles, the best gift you could get her is pickled eggs

“oh look it’s Alyssa Kopacz, what a bitch ass”

by Idk.idk.idk November 21, 2019

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Alyssa is an ugly person who hates when people call her beautiful. She has blonde hair and gray/blue eyes. She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is an introvert, but not as shy. If you ever meet an Alyssa... never let her go. She hates compliments and is friends with everyone. She doesn't understand why anyone likes her. No body wants to date her because she is ugly. She keeps real friends and has a few fake ones because she is too afraid to let them go. She doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings unless they bully others.

A:Alyssa is ugly

B: Yeah she is

by Starr_fishh_ February 23, 2019

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alyssa thomas

Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!

Wow I just saw Alyssa Thomas on Stephanie Jaynes YouTube channel! She is a scientist.

by Angryabby April 21, 2019

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Alyssa Kancler

A beautiful girl that is loved by all. She really likes food and is usually pretty weird. She enjoys being who she is and that's a fact.

Guy 1: Yo, did you see Alyssa Kancler in math class?
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.

by Howdydoda April 21, 2019

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Alyssa

A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.

"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.

by listerine69 April 23, 2019

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