sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

Gooby Nut

A Gooby Nut is an expression used by a person to express extreme approval and excitement after an unrealistic situation becomes successful. Usually used in reference to gaming, when the player does something unrealistic and it ends up working in their favor.

The player finesses the entire team and scores a goal in FIFA in the last 10 seconds of the game to win it.
Team Mates: "That's a Gooby Nut right there!"

by Gooby Boi 29 October 22, 2020

nut muck

Seamen, Cum, Spunk, Jizz

I shot my nut muck all over her boat race.

by Fly!! March 11, 2007

Cold nut

A "cold nut" is used to describe a sexual interaction with a female that bore no romantic feelings.

i.e. hooking up with a random and not calling her back. You have no intention of starting a relationship but you still
wanted to smash, so you give her a "cold nut"... a nut that lacked the warmth of love.

This would apply to hooking up with an ex that you no longer have feelings for.

It can also be the first major sign of a relationship in decline.

Example: "Man I wasn't into her but she was thirsting hard so I just gave her a cold nut."

by when_rome_in May 27, 2020

nut cheese

the smelly sticky stuff thats in the creases of your legs where your balls rub all day.

Ted, that nut chees is respectable!!

by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003

No Nut November

Worst month of the year for males, can't bust a fat one for the entire month,

In a short term : HELL

"Did you hear that Jimmy lost no nut november"
"ALREADY?"
"bet hes a virgin"

by Sad Vibxz November 4, 2019