Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017

uterus fruit

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus

Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

by Bigthunderrumblefish June 28, 2016

Fruit looped

Verb: to be extremely drunk

"Bro you should've seen Chad last night, he was fruit looped off the Patron."

by DatFreshBuhl337 June 17, 2016

Forbidden Fruit

A delicacy to be savored for generations; Synonym For Tide Pods

I found the forbidden fruit in my laundry room, My mouth was salivating but I had to fight the urge to eat the Forbidden Fruit

by Ulsar_Pulsar May 3, 2018

sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!

So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?

by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018

Fruit Jar

An organized fishing event in which "gaynglers" or homosexual fishing anglers get together on the water and proceed in homosexual activities.

did you hear about all those gaynglers down at the lake having a fruit jar?

by Sporkmcgooch45 February 14, 2018

Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.

“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”

by Zygoguy May 15, 2020