Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.
Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
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Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.
J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.
by LaQuīsha September 11, 2017
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grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.
If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!
by I, Wreckerrr May 04, 2021
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freaky friends

Freaky friends are bestfriends that do on the low shit together😉.
Laney twerks on Bob just as a joke! There are freaky friends.
by Daniellesouare123 July 13, 2017
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Friend Potato

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.
I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.
by _anonymouspotato_ February 18, 2017
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friend crossover

Friend crossover is when one friend, introduces another friend to one of her other friends. Then, the two introduced friends, become friends = friend crossover. It can cause extreme angst with the friend who made the introduction, because now they are left at home while her former friends have crossed-over and excluded her from fancy parties and are now new besties!
Emily: I wish I never introduced Gretta to Mikayla. Now they are going to Zach's party together, and didn't even bother to invite me.
Cici: You should have known better - friend crossover never works out! Shoulda' never introduced!
by Funny Moms March 28, 2015
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A real friend

A real friend will always be there for you during ups and downs. They won't leave you because they're other friend isn't your friend.They would always care for you when your mad or upset they always find a way to cheer you up.
Jessica: hey I'm not Jasmine's friend she talks to much and always plays with other people.

Brianna:ok🤨😐

Jessica:Also I don't want you to be her friend because I'm not her friend.

Brianna:Well sucks for you because I'm a real friend I'm not leaving her because your not her friend you tripping
by Gurlytrin October 25, 2019
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