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Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.
Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
by BIG SCRAP February 2, 2016
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Luh calm fit

Luh Calm Fit is slang for an outfit put together without much fuss or planning, often reflecting a relaxed and effortless style. In the ghetto context, it signifies a look that's simple, comfortable, and practical, without any need for extravagance or attention-grabbing fashion. It's the kind of outfit you throw on without overthinking, perfect for navigating the streets while keeping it real.
Tyrell had to step out real quick to handle some business, so he threw on a luh calm fit: some baggy jeans, a faded black hoodie, and his worn-out air force 1's. He didn't need no flashy threads to make a statement. His luh calm fit was all about staying low-key and blending in with the neighborhood while staying comfortable on the grind.
by southmemphisyoungan November 4, 2023
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Dying Duck Fit

A demonstration of anger and frustration that sounds like the duck dying a painful, screaming death.
Mom had a dying duck fit when she received my sisters college report cart, and she failed every one of her classes.
by Firstdefinition September 13, 2016
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First Fit Energy

When you put on a brand new ‘fit, usually newly thrifted or sought out intentionally. You are feeling yourself and the ‘fit is absolutely perfect for the moment at hand. You have confidence and radiate determination to let yourself shine! Sometimes abbreviated as FFE. Not even comparable to Big Dick Energy, so don’t even try.

Often used to describe a waste of effort I.e. “damn, I went on this date and had first fit energy but he was so boring.”
Baddie in group chat: OKAAYYYY I have First Fit Energy tnightttt!

Baddie #1: Pics!?!

Baddie #2: duuuuudeeeee I just got back from school I’m dead.
Baddie #3: *sends pic*
Baddie #1 omggjs ienxi yes perfection

Baddie #2: wait did you go on that date already?!? Wahoooooo
by Aria Darling October 28, 2022
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fresh fit friday

the act of looking sexy, clean cut, all around fucking great, dashing, debonair, handsome, attractive, promiscuous, hella buff, fine looking, not ken like, confident, hot, hawt, sexually active, incontrol, a boss, always on top, available at all times, hella buff, amazing, arousing, erotic, adorable, suave, charming, appealing, attractive, luscious, delicious, pornographic, cool, alluring, sexually stimulating, x-rated, voluptuous, steamy, perfect, passionate, erect, fuckable, not related to a congo line of dicks and buttholes, first objective is to look good everything else is to take backseat on a friday.
chic chic "damn those guys look hella fresh fit on fresh fit friday"
chic chic dos "ya i no why arent we naked right now?"
by ken ni November 6, 2009
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if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.
"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."
by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005
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Bitch Fit Jeans

What you call jeans worn by a guy that are extremely tight on him, and that were most likely made for a women.
"Hey look, Hank is wearing his bitch fit jeans today!"
by tpainbakersman April 18, 2012
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