a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
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by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021
Get the John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Roostermug. by Lauren pancakez May 12, 2022
Get the Jonasmug. Nobody: ...
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020
Get the Jonasmug. The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.
brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Jonamug. Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!
by xd jokesonu June 4, 2019
Get the Jonamug. Jona is the sexiest person to walk on earth. Everyone loves her. She has the perfect life. And she’s gay.
I want to be like Jona!
by whejdni11 November 21, 2021
Get the Jonamug. Loves to flex
BFF with a celerie
Small and annoying.
Incredibly handsome.
Loves carrots.
A orange haired dude.
#Ginger
And has multiple crushes but won't admit
BFF with a celerie
Small and annoying.
Incredibly handsome.
Loves carrots.
A orange haired dude.
#Ginger
And has multiple crushes but won't admit
Jonas is such an idiot :)
by Your mommy jonas November 22, 2021
Get the Jonasmug.