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Bust a nut

To burst ones testicle open.

Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.

It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.

This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.

Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.

And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.

You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.

And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.

I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.

I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
mugGet the Bust a nutmug.

Big dees nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts
by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022
mugGet the Big dees nutsmug.

kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
mugGet the kick in the nutsmug.

sunny coco-nut

Someone who likes ankles and knee caps who shine bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Is that sunny coco-NUT sitting in the seat in front of me omg his ankles make me wet
by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019
mugGet the sunny coco-nutmug.

pst nut clarity

that was my mistake, i wanted to write "post nut clarity" but here we are now!
Mike: pst nut clarity.
Jake: Are you sure you don't mean "Post nut clarity"?
Mike: No, i actually mean "pst nut clarity"
Jake: Are you high or something??
Mike: No
by oh-shit-its-astrality December 8, 2024
mugGet the pst nut claritymug.

Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....
Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.
by The tiler January 30, 2019
mugGet the Twanged a Nutmug.

Dank Nuts

Dank Nuts is a company based in Czech republic or Czechia, which specializes on making donuts out of memes
by chrispospa June 4, 2018
mugGet the Dank Nutsmug.

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