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penis

penis
penis
by penisduderockon April 24, 2022
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Penis

A dick that can make some girl horny
Omg He used his penis
by PENSI6912 November 28, 2019
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Macy with a penis

Macy with a penis was supposed to have a cuchie
by Diggidy Wiggidy January 21, 2023
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Consensual Penis

When you have consent to touch a penis.
Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.
by Creek_Jackson3764 November 19, 2021
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bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke
Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.
by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024
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Penis

Also refered to as a bottle, a pogo stick, skin flute, popsicle, lollipop, third leg, blowpop, gun, sword, fishes, drink, hot dog, wand, banana, baba and dada and mama and Gaga, and sizzle and bizzle, all agree not to play with 'slinky' it is the killer. so is the vagina. Not penis and vagina are poisonous fruits of tha loom-in-out-y. //: Look up cooties and vagina. Homo, bromo, broli, shebro, bick, boyfriend, girlfriend, doctor, family, then watch a cartoon?

They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.
Penis, might I borrow your pen-15?
No, I don't taco the same as you, broli.
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Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)
by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021
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