penis panels

an object that helps your penis get longer
Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok
by penis panels May 31, 2021
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penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.
"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"
by wonderfullydead September 08, 2015
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Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.
"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019
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penis in your mom

1. that penis in your mom and cums in her
by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023
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panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.
*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013
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penis sucking child molester

someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!
John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I

John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester
by Isuckpussy🍼 August 15, 2023
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