a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.
Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025
Get the Texas Cheese Whistle mug.by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025
Get the cheese mug.by omnomnooommmm October 3, 2025
Get the chee hoong mug.by miwa! October 3, 2025
Get the don’t cheese me mug.by KremyChkn October 4, 2025
Get the Chili Cheese Rollup mug.by yhbmbasailililyainwtbdfyftdo October 4, 2025
Get the chee mug."greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
Get the simp cheese mug.