deez nuts

unfunny

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up

by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022

deez nuts

a comeback for when someone says anything to you

Person 1: What's up

Person 2: Deez Nuts

by sad person 3 March 14, 2022

The Nuts

An act that was so impressive, it was defined as "MF Vince".

Oh my! That play was literally, The Nuts!

by iamthenutslol December 18, 2018

nut plug

The action of being poked in the testicle socket.

Yo, Andre and I were fucking around and he gave me a nut plug. I couldn't walk for a week.

by Dre money March 30, 2016

Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.

My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.

by White Chocolate Wonderful July 8, 2021

chinese nuts

Really smelly and small nuts

Did you see that guy? I heard he's got Chinese nuts

by Prometheus42 September 5, 2016

Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
Pocket light swords

Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts

by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022