Big Truck Syndrome

A syndrome normally found with white guys who compensate for their tiny genitals or being heavily inbred by owning a loud, jacked-up truck, getting violent over petty shit and other retarded reasons.

"You saw that guy with the mustache, ponytail and his giant truck?"

"Oh yeah, that asshole that threatened to kill that guy on a bike over leaning on some other guy's truck?"

"Yeah, he's got Big Truck Syndrome."

by The Painful Reality August 11, 2020

Mortal Kombat Syndrome

The Mortal Kombat Syndrome is a mental disorder where someone writes K instead of C. The exception is if the C is pronounced like an S, as in "cigar".

Warning: Note that it is not an officially accepted disorder, and asking your doctor to test you for this disorder might land you in the loony bin.

Kan you visit this weekend? We got some koke in the fridge and we kould order some pizza.

OMG sorry, Mortal Kombat Syndrome.

by Fair Point September 30, 2010

booty shakin syndrome

is where when you watch some sexy booty shakin either at clubs the internet or done by one of your female friends or your womans over and over it totally messes up your head but ina goodway

hey guess what ive noticed since i been watchin booty shakin its all i can think about as i want more and more so i must of caught a bad case of booty shakin syndrome

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 18, 2011

Interview Fatigue Syndrome

A condition reached after much initial exuberance about the prospect of hiring additional staff, only to be worn down by a plethora of mediocre, under-qualified or part-time insane candidates, leaving the interviewer with the beer goggle equivalent mentality that even a sub-par candidate late in the system has some great appeal that derives more from a desire to get the process completed than from finding the correct person to hire

Jim is definitely experiencing Interview Fatigue Syndrome. The last candidate he wanted to hire actual wore green socks outside his suit pants.

by Furry Trout November 25, 2010

Margot Robbie Syndrome

A condition someone has when they don’t find a single person attractive because they realize no one is as attractive as Margot Robbie

“Dude, I don’t think any of these girls are hot”
“Damn man, there are 30 hot babes here , you just have Margot Robbie Syndrome”

by EvanOfford February 3, 2021

Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.

I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by mpmcgrat October 2, 2011

Dirty-Lyric Syndrome

Dirty-lyric syndrome is when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the dirty lyrics. e.g. Cuss words, innuendo, racial slurs, etc.

Wendy: Argh, I've got dirty-lyric syndrome.

Wilfred: What's that?!

Wendy: Well, it's when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics.

Wilfred: Oh, I get that all the time. What's stuck in your head?

Wendy:
"Sarah got fucked up in the back seat last night
And she don't give no fuck.

She got fucked in the public bathroom last night too,
And she don't give a damn."

What about you?

Wilfred: I've got some of ICP's Chop Chop Slide stuck in my head.

Wendy: Orly? How's it go?

Wilfred: Like this:
"Fuck shit pussy ass,
Motherfuckin' damn bitch

Bitch damn motherfuckin',
Ass pussy shit fuck."

Wendy: Your's is worse than mine, content wise.

Wilfred: Yeah, if I sang that at school I'd get a week's worth of dententions.

Wendy: Same here.

by t411y0ung3100d September 23, 2009