cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023

Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023

MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa

click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"

by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024

Monkey

A hairy midget on steroids

You monkey

by Hanz_has_the_flammenwerfer June 27, 2022

Brass Monkey

that funky money

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey

by papagetos May 21, 2024

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024