Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
Get the But I don't threaten kids though!mug. Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
Get the Apple Kidmug. A kid, typically from the logo community*, who makes all their videos in KineMaster. Quality can vary from very poor to very good, depending on the creator and the creator's experience with KineMaster.
*Can also be a Gacha kid.
*Can also be a Gacha kid.
by Accidental Meming July 8, 2023
Get the KineMaster Kidmug. The type of kid to have the shitty one layer, "I'll just say the opposite of what i mean" sarcastic sense of humor that makes you want to fucking die.
by anonymous hater 2 January 23, 2022
Get the deadpool kidmug. Crazy ass kids that are not afraid of beating people’s ass for shaming their town. They aren’t all rich but know how to throw down. Don’t mess with brick kids or they will fuck you up. At the same time they ate the most fun and chill people ever and you should be friends with a brick kid. Because kids from brick, Nj are the best in Nj
Person 1: Damn I crapped talked those brick kids at the party and they fucked me up
Person 2: they threw a pretty lit party tho
Person 2: they threw a pretty lit party tho
by 91253Yewww August 7, 2018
Get the brick kidsmug. 
by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021
Get the Kid from shrekmug.