Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.
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by kayplayzfan2020 February 20, 2023
Get the Toya's Time mug.A period in time during a multiworld or Archipelago video game randomizer in which one or more players have no actions in which they can take in-logic, so they opt to go to Burger King while they wait.
by FusionWarrior October 5, 2023
Get the BK Time mug.The misconception that a robot or AI's behavior can be attributed to excessive "screen time", similar to how it affects human children, ignoring the fundamental differences in programming, autonomy, and design between machines and humans. It's just a matter of coincidence that such humanoid robot was conceived and "born" at a lab with as many screens as a sci-fi spaceship.
Blaming the humanoid robot's inappropriate actions on a 'screen time fallacy' is just ridiculous; it’s not like it was sitting in front of an iPad binging brainrot contents!
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Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
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