The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
Get the Cum deafmug. by CUMDUMPTERRRR June 5, 2022
Get the Cummug. White sticky substance that cums out of your dick, when you pp hard and go up down really fast the cumming with start cumming and u will make the floor all sticky.
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by IMMCRAZYFRR November 20, 2023
Get the Cummug. also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010
Get the cum swindlermug. kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.
1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.
by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021
Get the cum-blimpmug. by Cum lumper May 27, 2019
Get the Cum lumpsmug. A Cum Chalice is a gift in which can be distributed to your dearest friends.
This gift symbolizes friendship, platonic care and the desire to never be romantically intwined with the individual you are gifting.
This gift symbolizes friendship, platonic care and the desire to never be romantically intwined with the individual you are gifting.
by Cxxz8 November 14, 2023
Get the Cum Chalicemug.